Wednesday, December 1, 2010

ALL HANDS ON DECK! It's RECOUNT Season!!!! Tom Emmer NEEDS us!

FROM: Citizens for Election Integrity <>
RE: Recount Observers
Hi Betsy,
Thanks for signing up to be a non-partisan recount observer.  I notice that you signed up for the Friday 10AM, Nov 19, phone training and the in person training on Monday, Nov 22.  You are certainly welcome to attend both, but it is not necessary as they will be the same training.  Let me know which one works best for you.  Also, could you clarify your address.  Here is what you indicated in the sign up form, but I couldn't locate a zip of 20010 in MN.
1435 Harding Lane, Starke, MN 20010
Mark Halvorson
Director, Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota

TO: Citizens for Election Integrity  <>
RE: Recount Observers

Hi Mark--

Thank you for your reply. I must have typed in my zip code incorrectly. I can bring my Drivers License with me. I STILL have one at the age of 89, in fact, I thank the Good Lord that the Minnesota Dept. of Motor Vehicles or whatever it's called can't take away our FREEDOMS and HEALTHCARES like the rest of the danged government. I partially credit the strong lobbying arm of the AARP, which threatens any official who thinks it might be a good idea to ask Marv and I to come in for a driving test just because we are getting on in years, with a wave of Tea Party Elderly who have all the time in the world to Get Out The Vote. FREEDOM isn't FREE and sometimes the price of mobility is a stuck gas pedal here and there or some unpleasantness at the Farmer's Market with the Buick. (I'll be damned if I EVER take the bus. I took the "subway" once in Washington, DC and I will never go near a speeding socialist tube filled with poor people  and women in hijabs ever again!)

Now, the firearms commission investigation was a little more serious, but even then I charmed 'em into letting me keep my gun permits. Can you even imagine your OWN SON testifying against you in front of some pinko government panel trying to say you are too old and ornery for your own goddamn guns?  I said the Colt went off "accidentally" and either they sure believed it or they saw what kind of alternative lifestyle my boy Duwayne was living with that oily Rodrigo friend of his and thought, sorry, anyone who has a roommate after the age of 29 is either a flit or a communist. "Roommate, my pink hiney!" Either way, he was deemed "not credible" as a witness and Marv & I got to keep the guns. That was the WORST day of my life, right after November 4, 2008. 

Now, what we are hoping to achieve here with this "RECOUNTING" business is to either a) Get this Emmer fellow "in", or, if that is a long shot, or b) at least hold off of seating that Democrat until we can privatize social security, at least on the local level, and maybe get a ban on Sodomy going. Did you know Best Buy, Home Depot, and Target gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Republican Congressional Campaign Committee to get Sodomy criminalized here in MN? Its true. Michele Bachmann is my niece. 

I figured I would do both the in-person and telephone training so I can better figure the loopholes and get some more checks on the "red" box. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 

Kind Regards,

Betsy Mac

PS: Marv is coming along as well, so mark us down as a two-fer! 

FROM: Citizens for Election Integrity <>
RE: Recount Observers
Hi Betsy,
Given the icy road conditions, the training that was originally scheduled at our office this evening, will now be conducted by phone.  The number you will need to call is:  800-444-2801 and the conference code is 1149272.  I have enclosed a code of conduct and questionnaire that will we review on the call.  We will also discuss scheduling.
Note that this will be the last training, so if you are unable to participate on the call we are unable to include you in our non-partisan observation, but we appreciate your interest and support!
Mark Halvorson
Director, Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Into the BELLY of the Beast! Betsy McCoochey Does NYC!!!

After a 17-hour drive, Marv and I pulled the van intro the "Big Apple" just in time to stop at the famous Katz' Deli and get some sandwiches before we had to get the van washed and waxed for the big Ground Zero Mosque parade.

This protest/parade/celebration of traditional American values will shine some light on the current situation of Muslims building an Islamic Swimming Pool, Community Center, and Sharia Peoples' Court on the penthouse floor of the new Freedoms Tower. Originally, the project had been stalled by PATRIOTS and lack of funding, but it turns out that they applied for some of that 9-11 emergency workers money that the Democrat congress pushed through at the 11th hour, right before America Spoke Out and took back our country from Healthcares and decriminalizing Gays in the Military. So we are in town to "pull the plug" on the Mohammed-ers' plans to PUBLICLY FUND the danged Mosque. AND to meet the ingenue of the Anti-Muslim brigade, Pamela Geller!

So even if CHANGE is not coming to New York, it is, at least, coming to the rest of AMERICA. Most exciting is that Pamela  is headlining the Freedoms Parade. Will she wear that gold bodysuit she flaunts on her website? Marv sure hopes so!

UPDATE: For all of you who have written to me personally with an email in the past few days, please excuse my tardy reply. I was very busy with all of this internet nonsense and I threw out my hip again. I was hopped up on premarin and vicodins (now I know how Cindy McCain felt! High as a kite!) Marv changed the passwords on the Aol but that didnt stop me from ordering $3,200 worth of Thomas Kinkades with the chargecard. So I will get to all of you with a personal reply. And THANK YOU for all the magazine subscriptions!

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Road to Freedom Begins with a Single Step

After the double-hip-replacement and stomach stapling, I was laid up for MONTHS and could only evangelize and get informed via the Internet. (Anyone who knows me credits that time of thoughtful reflection with getting me SUPER ORNERY about a host of  issues our country is facing. THANK YOU INTERNET) Lucky for me, THE WORLD'S BEST MEDICAL SYSTEM gave me percocets 3x a day and the WORLDS BEST CULTURE provided not only endless Price is Right 's but the MODERN TECHNOLOGY to search and record them, with almost no effort except having Duwayne fly in to set the programming on the Comcast. (And poor dear Marv still refuses to cook but he brought home Chik-fil-A three times a day, Praise the Lord.) ANYONE who says we need to change anything about our country just needs to look at those marvels and stop hating America. If I was born in England, my convalescence would have looked MUCH different, if I had even been allowed to live to this ripe age AT ALL.

I did meet many lovely people in that time, through the many conservative Listervs I am on. Here is a lovely friend, a fellow senior fired up for action and ending socialism, from Wake County, North Carolina:
From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on June 30
To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey
***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*** Henion for House Announces New Addition to the Campaign Staff. Donna Williams to Serve as Campaign Manager for Steve Henion for House. RALEIGH, NC 
Steve Henion, candidate for North Carolina House of Representatives District 34, is pleased to announce the addition of Donna Williams to the Henion for House staff as Campaign Manager."We are very excited that after the primary to now be able to have Donna on board," said Steve Henion. 
From: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey
To: Northern Wake County GOP Club
July 1, 2010
RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
Donna--Congratulations! That is really something. Just like you can't keep your swine-water out in the hot July sun--you can't keep a good conservative woman away from gettin' out the vote, either! THANK YOU SARAH PALIN! She awared women of the powers of fighting tyranny.
I am healing from a major hip replacement surgery but as soon as I can drive again I would LOVE to volunteer some time for the Henion campaign. I will ask my ladies' group to pass a collection plate at the next meet-up for yard signs and buttons and printed flyers to hand out.
I have my niece coming up from a "Peace Corps" -type trip where she was digging holes for some darkies in some awful mexican hell-hole in Ecuador but I would love to give her a taste of Real America and have her help make phone calls or make copies or something over there in the office with me. She leans left but I'm not done with her yet and Marv ain't even got started! Seems like you can't let kids leave the sanctity of the home/church community and go to college and other countries anymore! They come back talking nonsense about "Privatizing gains and socializing risk". We'll give her a taste of our Judeo-Christian Reaganomics! (A bit less "Judeo-" anything and a bit more "Christian" in my opinion but you have to be careful what you say nowadays.)
I'm sure you're extra-busy now but I would love it if you could pass on some of my pet issues to Mr. Henion to pray on:
1.     High Taxes!!!1!!!
2.     Our God-given right to bear arms being threatened daily by people who WANT CRIMINALS and HOMOSEXUALS TO RUN FREE (ACORN)
3.     Puerto-Ricans 
4.     The state of the Post Office
5.     The Islamic influence in our schools
6.     Voter Fraud
7.     Freedoms
I am PRAYING nightly for the Henion campaign to raise a lot of money to root out the oppression of our democracy and way of life that started in November 2008! Conservatism is making a comeback in North Carolina!
Best Wishes for a SUCCESSFUL Campaign ! Please do let me know what I can do from home in the meantime...

Betsy Mac

From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 8, 2010
To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey

 RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
Betsy - 
Thank you for the email! Hope you are healing! Are you able to make some phone calls from home?
Donna Williams 

To: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 12, 2010
From:  Mrs. Marvin McCoochey
RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
Hi Donna--
YES. I can make calls from home. It gives me something to do until I can get fully mobile again. Well, besides imprecatory prayer against our Usurper-In-Chief B. Hussein, and also the US Postal Service--they delivered my FreedomWand in a box that had been crushed on two ends. Luckily, the wand was only scratched and not too badly damaged, so it's just as well. Can't wait to have full mobility--and reach! You have no idea how embarrassing it is to have some minimum-wage ACORN Guadalupe wipe my honor-regions! 
I will get on those calls this evening or the next. Just please give me script or something--I have never done political calls before. 
Yours Truly--
Betsy Mac

From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 13, 2010
To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey 
 RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
Betsy - well BLESS you! Give me a day or 2 - we are in the middle of re-organizing - I will get back with you and YES, would love to have you help us!! Thanks you.
Donna Williams

LOOK OUT Democrats! Donna Williams and Betsy McCoochey are on the warpath....for America! Join us @ 

Sunday, November 14, 2010


At Starke County High School, I was not only Homecoming Queen and Hall Monitor but also married to Marv from the day I turned 16. I spent the next several decades as a home-maker and volunteer at the ChristBlood Mainline Baptist Ministry, even running their Imprecatory Prayer Group from 1950 all the way through to 1989, when I had to quit because the gout kept me from running fast enough to tackle the dizzy trollops scurrying past the barrier into the Planned Parenthood to get their whoredoms scoured out from their wombs like they were just mucking out the chicken coop.

With  such a breadth of life experience, other worshippers at our church often come to me with questions about life, family, the Constitution -- you name it.  So you can say I'm accustomed to spreading my Conservative Christian Wisdom!

But these past few days, for some reason, I have been drowning in the e-mail like hog biscuits in gravy! Reams of emails in my aol folder! Much of it from assorted Christ- and America-haters. But so much of it CRYING out for some Christian Love & Compassion.

Let's answer the call of  my neighbors, friends, and Biblically-prescribed enemies THIRSTING to have Grandma Grizzly's pertinent opinions spread over their fallow minds like a powerful fertilizer.

A fellow named "Rob Jansen" writes:

I came across your website recently and while I may disagree with your views I'm confused about something you wrote in your short bio.

Hmmm. Sounds fey and defensive. May be a homosexual. I plop a fresh squirt of Purell on my hands and Lysol the keyboard, just in case. He continues:

You say that you are "Trained in Voter LOOK OUT ACORN, Black Panthers and Homosexuals!!".
What I'd like to have clarified is if you are looking out specifically for homosexuals who are committing voter fraud or you believe that all homosexuals commit voter fraud?
If it's specifically homosexuals, are you not also looking out for regular straight white people committing voter fraud as well? I know you don't list them but are you looking out?
If you think all homosexuals commit voter fraud, what evidence do you have that suggests they commit voter fraud more than other people?

Yep.This fellow must either be a fruitcake himself, or must be somehow sympathetic to their cause. I misted my face and eyes with Lysol to burn away any of the AIDS that could have come through the wires, and steel myself as I prepare to do battle for this man's very soul.

Dear Rob,

You sound sympathetic to the Gay Cause. Normally., sympathy is a good thing. Like, you can be sympathetic towards poor people -- if they are in countries other than America, because THEY cannot help it, since they live in socialist servitude --or you can sympathize with the people behind you in the long line at the Jiffy Lube. But -- if you look at the word "sympathetic" you will see, hidden in plain sight, is the word "pathetic," which is how the Baby Jesus sees men who put their peters in places they were NEVER intended to visit. Satan is a fabulous deceiver, and often hides terrible concepts in seemingly innocuous words so as to entrap those that are weak minded and liberal. (Look at the word "environMENTAL" for another example.) So you may THINK that you are helping those filthy rump rimmers get some supposed "marriage equality" but you are really acting as an agent of the Devil himself, who wants to use seemingly reasonable concepts like "equality" for "all" to undo life as we know it.

Just as a house built on sand (see Matthew 7:24-27 just to read exactly what the hell I am talking about here) cannot stand, a vote that is built on the underlying lie that is a carpet-munchingly erotic lifestyle cannot withstand the windshear of the LIEberal media  and our culture's myriad ungodly temptations. See, if you are swimming in the fruitcake fondue, then WHAT OTHER types of agendas could get a toe-hold in your life? Communism? Hitler? DOES THAT ANSWER IT FOR YOU? NO? OKAY! Here is more:

Yes, I am TRAINED to spot gays AND voter fraud. NO! they are NOT ALWAYS the same. Sometimes, someone who isn't morally hobbled by peter-on-peter lusts commits voter fraud as well. (Usually blacks.) BUT all gay votes -- according to both the Holy Bible and the Constitution -- are fraudulent because the gay existence itself is fraudulent and unworthy of treatment equal to those who walk in the light of the Lord. ANY give on that is a slippery slope, leading straight into Satan's fiery bunghole.

As far as evidence of gay voter fraud, REMEMBER WHAT JESUS SAID in the Sermon on the Mount: "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."

Yours in Christ,

Grandma Grizzly

Burning question? Drop me a line!

Friday, November 12, 2010

UPDATE: Erika Winchester is NOT My Niece

************************************************UPDATE: TURNS OUT THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY NIECE. I HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND SHE TALKS *EXACTLY* LIKE MY DARLA DOES WHEN SHE GETS ORNERY...HENCE THE CONFUSION. APOLOGIES TO THE INTERNET. BUT WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS, WHO *WOULDN'T* REACT THIS WAY IF SOME DANGED ACORN LACKEY DIDN'T DO HIS JOB! *************** Apparently Marv ordered up the pizzas and the asian men who wore skirts and eyeliner himself for something called a "rainbow party" and blamed "the internet" when I came home from the Shop n' Save early. 

GrandmaGrizzlyPAC Teams Up w/ Americans for Prosperity!

Marv and I like to be active politically. We have been volunteering locally ever since Obamacare ravaged our healthcare system into something straight outta Havana. And the Sharia thing.

 To: AZ Americans For Prosperity
From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey
Hi there--
Any chance you could use a volunteer? My husband Marv and I am retired and looking to help in the elections...
Kind regards,
Betsy Mac

From: AZ Americans for Prosperity
To: Marv & Betsy McCoochey

YES, you can sign up for our Freedom Phone program and other volunteer opportunities at
 To: AZ Americans For Prosperity

From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey
Hi, Phil--
Thanks for the swift reply! I wasn't sure if I was the only one up so late on the computer! Better to be working on the elections than just watching Price is Right on the DVR.
I also wanted to write to you to see if we could formulate a unified strategy for what to do about what is happening in our cities and suburbs. 
Just recently I was driving Marv's Buick to the Shop n' Save and there was something called "Chipotle" where the podiatrist and Precious Moments authorized retailer used to be. 
I wasn't sure what a "Chipotle" was until I got closer and smelled the tortiya or whatever it is that the narco-terrorists call their bread wafting though the parking lot. Carnitas and maiz...It was like Apocalypto in the strip mall, but without the black-robed Jesuits canoeing in to save everyone in the end. All that was missing were human sacrifices being performed in front of the Dollar Dayz!  I bet even the lettuce was picked by mexicans!
When is this madness going to stop? When will our leaders grow spines and build the danged fence already? Marv and I never let Taco Bell bother us because it's technically not mexican, but this "Chipotle" nonsense was something else! Two kinds of beans!
And to think we already had to avoid the Caribou Coffee because it is owned by the Islamics! What kind of country are we in that we have to wear full-body armor just to leave your house for a quick lunch? "I'll have a tall cappuccino, HOLD THE YELLOW-CAKE URANIUM, ABDUL!"
                                          Photo: Mexican Muslims Cover for Allah in a Double Snuggie
I have been making phone calls locally, but I don't feel like we are moving the dial enough! Have you seen the polling numbers? What is our National Strategy for Immigration and mexicans? Is there anything else I can do to help?
First they came for the jet-skiers, and farm jobs, but I said nothing....well, I'm SPEAKING OUT NOW, for AMERICA!
Kind Regards,

Action Alert! The Movie THEY Don't Want You to SEE!!

Readers, Patriots (I know, same thing!)
I just received this in my inbox:

Well, count me in!

This movie will shake the foundations of oursocialized homocracy to the core. The first lady in the trailer is an especially credible messenger---yep--I am totally sure that the Planned Parenthood was poking holes in condoms! No doubt whatsoever that is a real, true thing. That woman is an amazing speaker--I think I saw her give a talk at an anti-FEMA detention camp rally in the spring. 

Of course, Marv and I have been standing strong in the face of abortions, the gay agenda, and even NObama'splan to merge our currency with the Peso

Which reminds me, I am opposed to *all abortions*, even in cases of rape-ing and whatnot. But if my granddaughter came home swooning over some brown Rodrigo fellow,  I would send her marching straight to Planned Parenthood no matter how un-Godly the place is! 

Better a few sins to confess on Sunday than a bunch of flithy little Pedros running around going "Arriba! Arriba!" and knocking over the Precious Moments! 

Over my dead-and-raptured body will we have any anchor babies in this family! Not for the past 78 years since my parents came from Ireland! But that doesn't count because if the Lord didn't want America to be White, He wouldn't have invented smallpox. Or blankets. 

Please do let me now how I can help--I will most definitely whip up a batch of my famous fetus cookies. They come in different sizes. We can sell the blastocyst bites for 50 cents a pop and the preemie-crisps for a dollar, with all the proceeds going to Richard Burr'ssenate campaign. They were a hit at the last March for Life--we raised $213 for our ex-gay outreach camping weekend. 

Best Wishes (and see you soon!)

Betsy Mac

ps: I can't wait to repeal all this "healthcare" nonsense! Who do these people think they are? The only TRUE healthcare comes from Christ!