Wednesday, November 17, 2010
This protest/parade/celebration of traditional American values will shine some light on the current situation of Muslims building an Islamic Swimming Pool, Community Center, and Sharia Peoples' Court on the penthouse floor of the new Freedoms Tower. Originally, the project had been stalled by PATRIOTS and lack of funding, but it turns out that they applied for some of that 9-11 emergency workers money that the Democrat congress pushed through at the 11th hour, right before America Spoke Out and took back our country from Healthcares and decriminalizing Gays in the Military. So we are in town to "pull the plug" on the Mohammed-ers' plans to PUBLICLY FUND the danged Mosque. AND to meet the ingenue of the Anti-Muslim brigade, Pamela Geller!
AMERICA. Most exciting is that Pamela is headlining the Freedoms Parade. Will she wear that gold bodysuit she flaunts on her website? Marv sure hopes so!
UPDATE: For all of you who have written to me personally with an email in the past few days, please excuse my tardy reply. I was very busy with all of this internet nonsense and I threw out my hip again. I was hopped up on premarin and vicodins (now I know how Cindy McCain felt! High as a kite!) Marv changed the passwords on the Aol but that didnt stop me from ordering $3,200 worth of Thomas Kinkades with the chargecard. So I will get to all of you with a personal reply. And THANK YOU for all the magazine subscriptions!
Monday, November 15, 2010
To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey email@example.com
***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*** Henion for House Announces New Addition to the Campaign Staff. Donna Williams to Serve as Campaign Manager for Steve Henion for House. RALEIGH, NC
Steve Henion, candidate for North Carolina House of Representatives District 34, is pleased to announce the addition of Donna Williams to the Henion for House staff as Campaign Manager."We are very excited that after the primary to now be able to have Donna on board," said Steve Henion.
From: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey firstname.lastname@example.org
To: Northern Wake County GOP Club email@example.com
July 1, 2010
RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
1. High Taxes!!!1!!!
6. Voter Fraud
From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 8, 2010 firstname.lastname@example.org
RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
Thank you for the email! Hope you are healing! Are you able to make some phone calls from home?
To: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 12, 2010 email@example.com
From: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com
RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
I will get on those calls this evening or the next. Just please give me script or something--I have never done political calls before.
From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 13, 2010
RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???
Betsy - well BLESS you! Give me a day or 2 - we are in the middle of re-organizing - I will get back with you and YES, would love to have you help us!! Thanks you.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
With such a breadth of life experience, other worshippers at our church often come to me with questions about life, family, the Constitution -- you name it. So you can say I'm accustomed to spreading my Conservative Christian Wisdom!
But these past few days, for some reason, I have been drowning in the e-mail like hog biscuits in gravy! Reams of emails in my aol folder! Much of it from assorted Christ- and America-haters. But so much of it CRYING out for some Christian Love & Compassion.
Let's answer the call of my neighbors, friends, and Biblically-prescribed enemies THIRSTING to have Grandma Grizzly's pertinent opinions spread over their fallow minds like a powerful fertilizer.
A fellow named "Rob Jansen" writes:
I came across your website recently and while I may disagree with your views I'm confused about something you wrote in your short bio.
Hmmm. Sounds fey and defensive. May be a homosexual. I plop a fresh squirt of Purell on my hands and Lysol the keyboard, just in case. He continues:
You say that you are "Trained in Voter Fraud-Spotting..so LOOK OUT ACORN, Black Panthers and Homosexuals!!".
What I'd like to have clarified is if you are looking out specifically for homosexuals who are committing voter fraud or you believe that all homosexuals commit voter fraud?
If it's specifically homosexuals, are you not also looking out for regular straight white people committing voter fraud as well? I know you don't list them but are you looking out?
If you think all homosexuals commit voter fraud, what evidence do you have that suggests they commit voter fraud more than other people?
Yep.This fellow must either be a fruitcake himself, or must be somehow sympathetic to their cause. I misted my face and eyes with Lysol to burn away any of the AIDS that could have come through the wires, and steel myself as I prepare to do battle for this man's very soul.
You sound sympathetic to the Gay Cause. Normally., sympathy is a good thing. Like, you can be sympathetic towards poor people -- if they are in countries other than America, because THEY cannot help it, since they live in socialist servitude --or you can sympathize with the people behind you in the long line at the Jiffy Lube. But -- if you look at the word "sympathetic" you will see, hidden in plain sight, is the word "pathetic," which is how the Baby Jesus sees men who put their peters in places they were NEVER intended to visit. Satan is a fabulous deceiver, and often hides terrible concepts in seemingly innocuous words so as to entrap those that are weak minded and liberal. (Look at the word "environMENTAL" for another example.) So you may THINK that you are helping those filthy rump rimmers get some supposed "marriage equality" but you are really acting as an agent of the Devil himself, who wants to use seemingly reasonable concepts like "equality" for "all" to undo life as we know it.
Just as a house built on sand (see Matthew 7:24-27 just to read exactly what the hell I am talking about here) cannot stand, a vote that is built on the underlying lie that is a carpet-munchingly erotic lifestyle cannot withstand the windshear of the LIEberal media and our culture's myriad ungodly temptations. See, if you are swimming in the fruitcake fondue, then WHAT OTHER types of agendas could get a toe-hold in your life? Communism? Hitler? DOES THAT ANSWER IT FOR YOU? NO? OKAY! Here is more:
Yes, I am TRAINED to spot gays AND voter fraud. NO! they are NOT ALWAYS the same. Sometimes, someone who isn't morally hobbled by peter-on-peter lusts commits voter fraud as well. (Usually blacks.) BUT all gay votes -- according to both the Holy Bible and the Constitution -- are fraudulent because the gay existence itself is fraudulent and unworthy of treatment equal to those who walk in the light of the Lord. ANY give on that is a slippery slope, leading straight into Satan's fiery bunghole.
As far as evidence of gay voter fraud, REMEMBER WHAT JESUS SAID in the Sermon on the Mount: "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
Yours in Christ,
Burning question? Drop me a line! grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com
Friday, November 12, 2010
Marv and I like to be active politically. We have been volunteering locally ever since Obamacare ravaged our healthcare system into something straight outta Havana. And the Sharia thing.
To: AZ Americans For Prosperity
From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey
YES, you can sign up for our Freedom Phone program and other volunteer opportunities at www.NovemberIsComing.com.To: AZ Americans For Prosperity
Thanks for the swift reply! I wasn't sure if I was the only one up so late on the computer! Better to be working on the elections than just watching Price is Right on the DVR.
Just recently I was driving Marv's Buick to the Shop n' Save and there was something called "Chipotle" where the podiatrist and Precious Moments authorized retailer used to be.
I wasn't sure what a "Chipotle" was until I got closer and smelled the tortiya or whatever it is that the narco-terrorists call their bread wafting though the parking lot. Carnitas and maiz...It was like Apocalypto in the strip mall, but without the black-robed Jesuits canoeing in to save everyone in the end. All that was missing were human sacrifices being performed in front of the Dollar Dayz! I bet even the lettuce was picked by mexicans!
When is this madness going to stop? When will our leaders grow spines and build the danged fence already? Marv and I never let Taco Bell bother us because it's technically not mexican, but this "Chipotle" nonsense was something else! Two kinds of beans!
And to think we already had to avoid the Caribou Coffee because it is owned by the Islamics! What kind of country are we in that we have to wear full-body armor just to leave your house for a quick lunch? "I'll have a tall cappuccino, HOLD THE YELLOW-CAKE URANIUM, ABDUL!"Photo: Mexican Muslims Cover for Allah in a Double Snuggie
I have been making phone calls locally, but I don't feel like we are moving the dial enough! Have you seen the polling numbers? What is our National Strategy for Immigration and mexicans? Is there anything else I can do to help?
First they came for the jet-skiers, and farm jobs, but I said nothing....well, I'm SPEAKING OUT NOW, for AMERICA!
My husband Marv is also getting in on this political activism. Here is a letter he sent to our friend, Louisiana Senator David Vitter:
Well if this isn't turning out to be an interesting election season! We have got to keep hitting them where it hurts -- this "Obamacare" nonsense, all these damn tax increases, the widespread pedaling of abortions and fruits and vegetables in our schools. If the Founding Fathers wanted everyone to be able to afford chemo it would have been put into the Constitution!!! And I don't remember any flaming homosexuals teaching schoolchildren how to put a condom on a banana at the Last Supper!
Even though those things threaten our very way of life, that's not why I am writing to you today. I know you have been accused of paying whores to do sinful things to you. Bizarre things. But I also know that you are a Christian, like myself and my wife, and you have confessed and cried and made things right your family. I picture you falling to your knees and begging the Baby Jesus to forgive you for your transgressions and wickedness. That vision makes me feel at peace now with supporting you to represent Louisiana in the United States Senate.
None of us is perfect-- just saved! We have all fallen from grace!
The important thing is to get back up, dust yourself off, and get back to fighting against the the devious, homoerotic, liberal agenda. Satan is quite the schemer, and tests our will with lust and temptation and deceit, but together, we support each other to be "in the world" and not become "of the world"...
I understand that, besides the incontinence issues which force you into diapers on occasion, your general health is fine and you are fit to keep up the fight against the sad economic and moral decline our nation faces under NObama and his LIEberal puerto rican sharia cohorts. In a world where "tyranny" and "tranny" are only one letter apart – and both are shaking the foundations of this Good and Christian Nation -- we need YOU to keep up a sturdy bastion against the winds of this homo-nazi "change." We must carve out a place in this world for what is pure and good for our children, and our childrens' childrens.
Please let me know if you need an energetic couple of volunteers! Together, we can stop this filth and smut and sin from overtaking this Great Nation.
Best of Luck in November!
PS: I would be most appreciative if you you could pass on the telephone number for the "contact" you have that referred you to those ladies you met with. I am conducting my own research on these matters and talking to those women directly would be most helpful.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Recently, you may have seen an internet video of my niece (now I'm afraid to say her name) having a discussion with a postal carrier of unknown origins. It makes me think of when Trent Lott said that if we had elected segregationist Strom Thurmond as president back in 1918 then "we wouldn't have had all these problems".
Now, I'm not racist. nobody in my family is. But doesn't this just drive Lott's point home?
THIS kind of treatment from GOVERNMENT (socialist) minions is exactly why conservatives are driven to blow off steam by forwarding .jpgs of watermelons growing on the White House lawn.
The questions NOBODY has asked is: Is this supposed postal worker actually a muslin terrorist from Africa? The accent sounds suspect.
let me know what you think...
Saturday, November 6, 2010
1. EXPAND Don't Ask Don't Tell to ALL sectors of the Government AND the Private Sector as well. We like to stay out of telling businesses what to do, except where Biblically mandated. Expanding DADT to all areas of commerce will help return us to Constitution-Era America and it's common-sense FREEDOMS. This will, in turn, usher in an era of our economy ROARING BACK TO LIFE of course. So we are not RETREATING, WE ARE RELOADING!!!
2. END welfare, END WELFARE QUEENS. End of story. Now that we have most of congress, we will immediately seek to shut off the valve of public tax money that gushes hard-earned dollars into ACORN and Chicago like a holstein on hormones. America's "urban" population has been milking Bessie without petroluem jelly and now the public teat is udderly chafed and bloated to tarnation. THIS IS A METAPHOR.
3. REPEAL HEALTHCARE. I don't recall seeing "universal-coverage" on the menu at the Last Supper. Not that I was there! (I'm old but not as old as the Bible, even though before the double-hip-replacement it sure felt like it!) The constitution is silent on matters of tumors and pre-existing conditions and recission. Repealing this danged HEALTHCARES our last hope before Obama enacts a one-child policy like red china and we are all enslaved as Michelle Obama's bicep-polishers.
When your politicians are crowing about the latest ridiculously fancy economic theory or about how our country is a complex modern hodgepodge of diverse groups and interests, remind them that the FOUNDING FATHERS didn't write no danged Cap n' Trade tax into the Bill of Rights. Bring your gun, if need be. The 2nd Amendment is still standing, in spite of NOBama's attempts to repeal it.