Wednesday, December 1, 2010

ALL HANDS ON DECK! It's RECOUNT Season!!!! Tom Emmer NEEDS us!

TO: MARVIN & BETSY MCCOOCHEY <grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com>
FROM: Citizens for Election Integrity <XXXX@comcast.net>
RE: Recount Observers
Hi Betsy,
Thanks for signing up to be a non-partisan recount observer.  I notice that you signed up for the Friday 10AM, Nov 19, phone training and the in person training on Monday, Nov 22.  You are certainly welcome to attend both, but it is not necessary as they will be the same training.  Let me know which one works best for you.  Also, could you clarify your address.  Here is what you indicated in the sign up form, but I couldn't locate a zip of 20010 in MN.
1435 Harding Lane, Starke, MN 20010
Thanks
Mark Halvorson
Director, Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota
612-XXX-XXX


TO: Citizens for Election Integrity  <XXXX@comcast.net>
FROM: MARVIN & BETSY MCCOOCHEY <grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com>
RE: Recount Observers


Hi Mark--

Thank you for your reply. I must have typed in my zip code incorrectly. I can bring my Drivers License with me. I STILL have one at the age of 89, in fact, I thank the Good Lord that the Minnesota Dept. of Motor Vehicles or whatever it's called can't take away our FREEDOMS and HEALTHCARES like the rest of the danged government. I partially credit the strong lobbying arm of the AARP, which threatens any official who thinks it might be a good idea to ask Marv and I to come in for a driving test just because we are getting on in years, with a wave of Tea Party Elderly who have all the time in the world to Get Out The Vote. FREEDOM isn't FREE and sometimes the price of mobility is a stuck gas pedal here and there or some unpleasantness at the Farmer's Market with the Buick. (I'll be damned if I EVER take the bus. I took the "subway" once in Washington, DC and I will never go near a speeding socialist tube filled with poor people  and women in hijabs ever again!)

Now, the firearms commission investigation was a little more serious, but even then I charmed 'em into letting me keep my gun permits. Can you even imagine your OWN SON testifying against you in front of some pinko government panel trying to say you are too old and ornery for your own goddamn guns?  I said the Colt went off "accidentally" and either they sure believed it or they saw what kind of alternative lifestyle my boy Duwayne was living with that oily Rodrigo friend of his and thought, sorry, anyone who has a roommate after the age of 29 is either a flit or a communist. "Roommate, my pink hiney!" Either way, he was deemed "not credible" as a witness and Marv & I got to keep the guns. That was the WORST day of my life, right after November 4, 2008. 

Now, what we are hoping to achieve here with this "RECOUNTING" business is to either a) Get this Emmer fellow "in", or, if that is a long shot, or b) at least hold off of seating that Democrat until we can privatize social security, at least on the local level, and maybe get a ban on Sodomy going. Did you know Best Buy, Home Depot, and Target gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Republican Congressional Campaign Committee to get Sodomy criminalized here in MN? Its true. Michele Bachmann is my niece. 

I figured I would do both the in-person and telephone training so I can better figure the loopholes and get some more checks on the "red" box. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 

Kind Regards,

Betsy Mac

PS: Marv is coming along as well, so mark us down as a two-fer! 

TO: MARVIN & BETSY MCCOOCHEY <grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com> 
FROM: Citizens for Election Integrity <XXXX@comcast.net>
RE: Recount Observers
Hi Betsy,
Given the icy road conditions, the training that was originally scheduled at our office this evening, will now be conducted by phone.  The number you will need to call is:  800-444-2801 and the conference code is 1149272.  I have enclosed a code of conduct and questionnaire that will we review on the call.  We will also discuss scheduling.
Note that this will be the last training, so if you are unable to participate on the call we are unable to include you in our non-partisan observation, but we appreciate your interest and support!
Mark Halvorson
Director, Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota
612-XXX-XXXX

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