Grandma Grizzly's Conservative ActionPAC

ALL HANDS ON DECK! It's RECOUNT Season!!!! Tom Emmer NEEDS us!

2010-12-01T21:35:00.000-08:00

TO: MARVIN & BETSY MCCOOCHEY <grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com>

FROM: Citizens for Election Integrity <XXXX@comcast.net>

RE: Recount Observers

Hi Betsy,

Thanks for signing up to be a non-partisan recount observer. I notice that you signed up for the Friday 10AM, Nov 19, phone training and the in person training on Monday, Nov 22. You are certainly welcome to attend both, but it is not necessary as they will be the same training. Let me know which one works best for you. Also, could you clarify your address. Here is what you indicated in the sign up form, but I couldn't locate a zip of 20010 in MN.

1435 Harding Lane, Starke, MN 20010

Thanks

Mark Halvorson

Director, Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota

612-XXX-XXX

TO: Citizens for Election Integrity <XXXX@comcast.net>

FROM: MARVIN & BETSY MCCOOCHEY <grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com>

RE: Recount Observers

Hi Mark--

Thank you for your reply. I must have typed in my zip code incorrectly. I can bring my Drivers License with me. I STILL have one at the age of 89, in fact, I thank the Good Lord that the Minnesota Dept. of Motor Vehicles or whatever it's called can't take away our FREEDOMS and HEALTHCARES like the rest of the danged government. I partially credit the strong lobbying arm of the AARP, which threatens any official who thinks it might be a good idea to ask Marv and I to come in for a driving test just because we are getting on in years, with a wave of Tea Party Elderly who have all the time in the world to Get Out The Vote. FREEDOM isn't FREE and sometimes the price of mobility is a stuck gas pedal here and there or some unpleasantness at the Farmer's Market with the Buick. (I'll be damned if I EVER take the bus. I took the "subway" once in Washington, DC and I will never go near a speeding socialist tube filled with poor people and women in hijabs ever again!)

Now, the firearms commission investigation was a little more serious, but even then I charmed 'em into letting me keep my gun permits. Can you even imagine your OWN SON testifying against you in front of some pinko government panel trying to say you are too old and ornery for your own goddamn guns? I said the Colt went off "accidentally" and either they sure believed it or they saw what kind of alternative lifestyle my boy Duwayne was living with that oily Rodrigo friend of his and thought, sorry, anyone who has a roommate after the age of 29 is either a flit or a communist. "Roommate, my pink hiney!" Either way, he was deemed "not credible" as a witness and Marv & I got to keep the guns. That was the WORST day of my life, right after November 4, 2008.

Now, what we are hoping to achieve here with this "RECOUNTING" business is to either a) Get this Emmer fellow "in", or, if that is a long shot, or b) at least hold off of seating that Democrat until we can privatize social security, at least on the local level, and maybe get a ban on Sodomy going. Did you know Best Buy, Home Depot, and Target gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Republican Congressional Campaign Committee to get Sodomy criminalized here in MN? Its true. Michele Bachmann is my niece.

I figured I would do both the in-person and telephone training so I can better figure the loopholes and get some more checks on the "red" box. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Kind Regards,

Betsy Mac

PS: Marv is coming along as well, so mark us down as a two-fer!

TO: MARVIN & BETSY MCCOOCHEY <grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com>

FROM: Citizens for Election Integrity <XXXX@comcast.net>

RE: Recount Observers

Hi Betsy,

Given the icy road conditions, the training that was originally scheduled at our office this evening, will now be conducted by phone. The number you will need to call is: 800-444-2801 and the conference code is 1149272. I have enclosed a code of conduct and questionnaire that will we review on the call. We will also discuss scheduling.

Note that this will be the last training, so if you are unable to participate on the call we are unable to include you in our non-partisan observation, but we appreciate your interest and support!

Mark Halvorson

Director, Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota

612-XXX-XXXX

Into the BELLY of the Beast! Betsy McCoochey Does NYC!!!

2010-11-17T08:53:00.000-08:00

After a 17-hour drive, Marv and I pulled the van intro the "Big Apple" just in time to stop at the famous Katz' Deli and get some sandwiches before we had to get the van washed and waxed for the big Ground Zero Mosque parade.

This protest/parade/celebration of traditional American values will shine some light on the current situation of Muslims building an Islamic Swimming Pool, Community Center, and Sharia Peoples' Court on the penthouse floor of the new Freedoms Tower. Originally, the project had been stalled by PATRIOTS and lack of funding, but it turns out that they applied for some of that 9-11 emergency workers money that the Democrat congress pushed through at the 11th hour, right before America Spoke Out and took back our country from Healthcares and decriminalizing Gays in the Military. So we are in town to "pull the plug" on the Mohammed-ers' plans to PUBLICLY FUND the danged Mosque. AND to meet the ingenue of the Anti-Muslim brigade, Pamela Geller!

So even if CHANGE is not coming to New York, it is, at least, coming to the rest of AMERICA. Most exciting is that Pamela is headlining the Freedoms Parade. Will she wear that gold bodysuit she flaunts on her website? Marv sure hopes so!

UPDATE: For all of you who have written to me personally with an email in the past few days, please excuse my tardy reply. I was very busy with all of this internet nonsense and I threw out my hip again. I was hopped up on premarin and vicodins (now I know how Cindy McCain felt! High as a kite!) Marv changed the passwords on the Aol but that didnt stop me from ordering $3,200 worth of Thomas Kinkades with the chargecard. So I will get to all of you with a personal reply. And THANK YOU for all the magazine subscriptions!

The Road to Freedom Begins with a Single Step

2010-11-15T11:10:00.000-08:00

After the double-hip-replacement and stomach stapling, I was laid up for MONTHS and could only evangelize and get informed via the Internet. (Anyone who knows me credits that time of thoughtful reflection with getting me SUPER ORNERY about a host of issues our country is facing. THANK YOU INTERNET) Lucky for me, THE WORLD'S BEST MEDICAL SYSTEM gave me percocets 3x a day and the WORLDS BEST CULTURE provided not only endless Price is Right 's but the MODERN TECHNOLOGY to search and record them, with almost no effort except having Duwayne fly in to set the programming on the Comcast. (And poor dear Marv still refuses to cook but he brought home Chik-fil-A three times a day, Praise the Lord.) ANYONE who says we need to change anything about our country just needs to look at those marvels and stop hating America. If I was born in England, my convalescence would have looked MUCH different, if I had even been allowed to live to this ripe age AT ALL.

I did meet many lovely people in that time, through the many conservative Listervs I am on. Here is a lovely friend, a fellow senior fired up for action and ending socialism, from Wake County, North Carolina:

From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on June 30 xxx@aol.com

To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey grandmagrizzlypac@aol.com

***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*** Henion for House Announces New Addition to the Campaign Staff. Donna Williams to Serve as Campaign Manager for Steve Henion for House. RALEIGH, NC

Steve Henion, candidate for North Carolina House of Representatives District 34, is pleased to announce the addition of Donna Williams to the Henion for House staff as Campaign Manager."We are very excited that after the primary to now be able to have Donna on board," said Steve Henion.

.........

From: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey grandmagrizzlypac@gmail.com

To: Northern Wake County GOP Club xxx@aol.com

July 1, 2010

RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???

Donna--Congratulations! That is really something. Just like you can't keep your swine-water out in the hot July sun--you can't keep a good conservative woman away from gettin' out the vote, either! THANK YOU SARAH PALIN! She awared women of the powers of fighting tyranny.

I am healing from a major hip replacement surgery but as soon as I can drive again I would LOVE to volunteer some time for the Henion campaign. I will ask my ladies' group to pass a collection plate at the next meet-up for yard signs and buttons and printed flyers to hand out.

I have my niece coming up from a "Peace Corps" -type trip where she was digging holes for some darkies in some awful mexican hell-hole in Ecuador but I would love to give her a taste of Real America and have her help make phone calls or make copies or something over there in the office with me. She leans left but I'm not done with her yet and Marv ain't even got started! Seems like you can't let kids leave the sanctity of the home/church community and go to college and other countries anymore! They come back talking nonsense about "Privatizing gains and socializing risk". We'll give her a taste of our Judeo-Christian Reaganomics! (A bit less "Judeo-" anything and a bit more "Christian" in my opinion but you have to be careful what you say nowadays.)

I'm sure you're extra-busy now but I would love it if you could pass on some of my pet issues to Mr. Henion to pray on:

1. High Taxes!!!1!!!

2. Our God-given right to bear arms being threatened daily by people who WANT CRIMINALS and HOMOSEXUALS TO RUN FREE (ACORN)

3. Puerto-Ricans

4. The state of the Post Office

5. The Islamic influence in our schools

6. Voter Fraud

7. Freedoms

I am PRAYING nightly for the Henion campaign to raise a lot of money to root out the oppression of our democracy and way of life that started in November 2008! Conservatism is making a comeback in North Carolina!

Best Wishes for a SUCCESSFUL Campaign ! Please do let me know what I can do from home in the meantime...

Yours,

Betsy Mac

From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 8, 2010 xxx@aol.com

To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey grandmagrizzlypac@gmail.com

RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???

Betsy -

Thank you for the email! Hope you are healing! Are you able to make some phone calls from home?

Donna Williams

To: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 12, 2010 xxx@aol.com

From: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com

RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???

Hi Donna--

YES. I can make calls from home. It gives me something to do until I can get fully mobile again. Well, besides imprecatory prayer against our Usurper-In-Chief B. Hussein, and also the US Postal Service--they delivered my FreedomWand in a box that had been crushed on two ends. Luckily, the wand was only scratched and not too badly damaged, so it's just as well. Can't wait to have full mobility--and reach! You have no idea how embarrassing it is to have some minimum-wage ACORN Guadalupe wipe my honor-regions!

I will get on those calls this evening or the next. Just please give me script or something--I have never done political calls before.

Yours Truly--

Betsy Mac

From: Northern Wake County GOP Club on July 13, 2010

To: Mrs. Marvin McCoochey

RE: Henion campaign fundraiser!!!!???

Betsy - well BLESS you! Give me a day or 2 - we are in the middle of re-organizing - I will get back with you and YES, would love to have you help us!! Thanks you.

Donna Williams

LOOK OUT Democrats! Donna Williams and Betsy McCoochey are on the warpath....for America! Join us @ grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com

MAILBAG!!!

2010-11-14T00:17:00.000-08:00

At Starke County High School, I was not only Homecoming Queen and Hall Monitor but also married to Marv from the day I turned 16. I spent the next several decades as a home-maker and volunteer at the ChristBlood Mainline Baptist Ministry, even running their Imprecatory Prayer Group from 1950 all the way through to 1989, when I had to quit because the gout kept me from running fast enough to tackle the dizzy trollops scurrying past the barrier into the Planned Parenthood to get their whoredoms scoured out from their wombs like they were just mucking out the chicken coop.

With such a breadth of life experience, other worshippers at our church often come to me with questions about life, family, the Constitution -- you name it. So you can say I'm accustomed to spreading my Conservative Christian Wisdom!

But these past few days, for some reason, I have been drowning in the e-mail like hog biscuits in gravy! Reams of emails in my aol folder! Much of it from assorted Christ- and America-haters. But so much of it CRYING out for some Christian Love & Compassion.

Let's answer the call of my neighbors, friends, and Biblically-prescribed enemies THIRSTING to have Grandma Grizzly's pertinent opinions spread over their fallow minds like a powerful fertilizer.

A fellow named "Rob Jansen" writes:

I came across your website recently and while I may disagree with your views I'm confused about something you wrote in your short bio.

Hmmm. Sounds fey and defensive. May be a homosexual. I plop a fresh squirt of Purell on my hands and Lysol the keyboard, just in case. He continues:

You say that you are "Trained in Voter Fraud-Spotting..so LOOK OUT ACORN, Black Panthers and Homosexuals!!".

What I'd like to have clarified is if you are looking out specifically for homosexuals who are committing voter fraud or you believe that all homosexuals commit voter fraud?

If it's specifically homosexuals, are you not also looking out for regular straight white people committing voter fraud as well? I know you don't list them but are you looking out?

If you think all homosexuals commit voter fraud, what evidence do you have that suggests they commit voter fraud more than other people?

Yep.This fellow must either be a fruitcake himself, or must be somehow sympathetic to their cause. I misted my face and eyes with Lysol to burn away any of the AIDS that could have come through the wires, and steel myself as I prepare to do battle for this man's very soul.

Dear Rob,

You sound sympathetic to the Gay Cause. Normally., sympathy is a good thing. Like, you can be sympathetic towards poor people -- if they are in countries other than America, because THEY cannot help it, since they live in socialist servitude --or you can sympathize with the people behind you in the long line at the Jiffy Lube. But -- if you look at the word "sympathetic" you will see, hidden in plain sight, is the word "pathetic," which is how the Baby Jesus sees men who put their peters in places they were NEVER intended to visit. Satan is a fabulous deceiver, and often hides terrible concepts in seemingly innocuous words so as to entrap those that are weak minded and liberal. (Look at the word "environMENTAL" for another example.) So you may THINK that you are helping those filthy rump rimmers get some supposed "marriage equality" but you are really acting as an agent of the Devil himself, who wants to use seemingly reasonable concepts like "equality" for "all" to undo life as we know it.

Just as a house built on sand (see Matthew 7:24-27 just to read exactly what the hell I am talking about here) cannot stand, a vote that is built on the underlying lie that is a carpet-munchingly erotic lifestyle cannot withstand the windshear of the LIEberal media and our culture's myriad ungodly temptations. See, if you are swimming in the fruitcake fondue, then WHAT OTHER types of agendas could get a toe-hold in your life? Communism? Hitler? DOES THAT ANSWER IT FOR YOU? NO? OKAY! Here is more:

Yes, I am TRAINED to spot gays AND voter fraud. NO! they are NOT ALWAYS the same. Sometimes, someone who isn't morally hobbled by peter-on-peter lusts commits voter fraud as well. (Usually blacks.) BUT all gay votes -- according to both the Holy Bible and the Constitution -- are fraudulent because the gay existence itself is fraudulent and unworthy of treatment equal to those who walk in the light of the Lord. ANY give on that is a slippery slope, leading straight into Satan's fiery bunghole.

As far as evidence of gay voter fraud, REMEMBER WHAT JESUS SAID in the Sermon on the Mount: "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."

Yours in Christ,

Grandma Grizzly

Burning question? Drop me a line! grandmagrizzlyPAC@gmail.com

UPDATE: Erika Winchester is NOT My Niece

2010-11-12T15:02:00.000-08:00

************************************************UPDATE: TURNS OUT THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY NIECE. I HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND SHE TALKS *EXACTLY* LIKE MY DARLA DOES WHEN SHE GETS ORNERY...HENCE THE CONFUSION. APOLOGIES TO THE INTERNET. BUT WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS, WHO *WOULDN'T* REACT THIS WAY IF SOME DANGED ACORN LACKEY DIDN'T DO HIS JOB! *************** Apparently Marv ordered up the pizzas and the asian men who wore skirts and eyeliner himself for something called a "rainbow party" and blamed "the internet" when I came home from the Shop n' Save early.

GrandmaGrizzlyPAC Teams Up w/ Americans for Prosperity!

2010-11-12T13:35:00.000-08:00

Marv and I like to be active politically. We have been volunteering locally ever since Obamacare ravaged our healthcare system into something straight outta Havana. And the Sharia thing.

To: AZ Americans For Prosperity
From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey

Hi there--

Any chance you could use a volunteer? My husband Marv and I am retired and looking to help in the elections...

Kind regards,

Betsy Mac

From: AZ Americans for Prosperity
To: Marv & Betsy McCoochey

YES, you can sign up for our Freedom Phone program and other volunteer opportunities at www.NovemberIsComing.com.

To: AZ Americans For Prosperity

From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey

Hi, Phil--

Thanks for the swift reply! I wasn't sure if I was the only one up so late on the computer! Better to be working on the elections than just watching Price is Right on the DVR.

I also wanted to write to you to see if we could formulate a unified strategy for what to do about what is happening in our cities and suburbs.

Just recently I was driving Marv's Buick to the Shop n' Save and there was something called "Chipotle" where the podiatrist and Precious Moments authorized retailer used to be.

I wasn't sure what a "Chipotle" was until I got closer and smelled the tortiya or whatever it is that the narco-terrorists call their bread wafting though the parking lot. Carnitas and maiz...It was like Apocalypto in the strip mall, but without the black-robed Jesuits canoeing in to save everyone in the end. All that was missing were human sacrifices being performed in front of the Dollar Dayz! I bet even the lettuce was picked by mexicans!

When is this madness going to stop? When will our leaders grow spines and build the danged fence already? Marv and I never let Taco Bell bother us because it's technically not mexican, but this "Chipotle" nonsense was something else! Two kinds of beans!

And to think we already had to avoid the Caribou Coffee because it is owned by the Islamics! What kind of country are we in that we have to wear full-body armor just to leave your house for a quick lunch? "I'll have a tall cappuccino, HOLD THE YELLOW-CAKE URANIUM, ABDUL!"

Photo: Mexican Muslims Cover for Allah in a Double Snuggie

I have been making phone calls locally, but I don't feel like we are moving the dial enough! Have you seen the polling numbers? What is our National Strategy for Immigration and mexicans? Is there anything else I can do to help?

First they came for the jet-skiers, and farm jobs, but I said nothing....well, I'm SPEAKING OUT NOW, for AMERICA!

Kind Regards,

Betsy

Action Alert! The Movie THEY Don't Want You to SEE!!

2010-11-12T11:06:00.000-08:00

Readers, Patriots (I know, same thing!)
I just received this in my inbox:

Well, count me in!

This movie will shake the foundations of oursocialized homocracy to the core. The first lady in the trailer is an especially credible messenger---yep--I am totally sure that the Planned Parenthood was poking holes in condoms! No doubt whatsoever that is a real, true thing. That woman is an amazing speaker--I think I saw her give a talk at an anti-FEMA detention camp rally in the spring.

Of course, Marv and I have been standing strong in the face of abortions, the gay agenda, and even NObama'splan to merge our currency with the Peso.

Which reminds me, I am opposed to *all abortions*, even in cases of rape-ing and whatnot. But if my granddaughter came home swooning over some brown Rodrigo fellow, I would send her marching straight to Planned Parenthood no matter how un-Godly the place is!

Better a few sins to confess on Sunday than a bunch of flithy little Pedros running around going "Arriba! Arriba!" and knocking over the Precious Moments!

Over my dead-and-raptured body will we have any anchor babies in this family! Not for the past 78 years since my parents came from Ireland! But that doesn't count because if the Lord didn't want America to be White, He wouldn't have invented smallpox. Or blankets.

Please do let me now how I can help--I will most definitely whip up a batch of my famous fetus cookies. They come in different sizes. We can sell the blastocyst bites for 50 cents a pop and the preemie-crisps for a dollar, with all the proceeds going to Richard Burr'ssenate campaign. They were a hit at the last March for Life--we raised $213 for our ex-gay outreach camping weekend.

Best Wishes (and see you soon!)

Betsy Mac

ps: I can't wait to repeal all this "healthcare" nonsense! Who do these people think they are? The only TRUE healthcare comes from Christ!

Marv Writes to Sen. David Vitter

2010-11-12T10:56:00.000-08:00

My husband Marv is also getting in on this political activism. Here is a letter he sent to our friend, Louisiana Senator David Vitter:

Hello Senator-

Well if this isn't turning out to be an interesting election season! We have got to keep hitting them where it hurts -- this "Obamacare" nonsense, all these damn tax increases, the widespread pedaling of abortions and fruits and vegetables in our schools. If the Founding Fathers wanted everyone to be able to afford chemo it would have been put into the Constitution!!! And I don't remember any flaming homosexuals teaching schoolchildren how to put a condom on a banana at the Last Supper!

Even though those things threaten our very way of life, that's not why I am writing to you today. I know you have been accused of paying whores to do sinful things to you. Bizarre things. But I also know that you are a Christian, like myself and my wife, and you have confessed and cried and made things right your family. I picture you falling to your knees and begging the Baby Jesus to forgive you for your transgressions and wickedness. That vision makes me feel at peace now with supporting you to represent Louisiana in the United States Senate.

None of us is perfect-- just saved! We have all fallen from grace!

The important thing is to get back up, dust yourself off, and get back to fighting against the the devious, homoerotic, liberal agenda. Satan is quite the schemer, and tests our will with lust and temptation and deceit, but together, we support each other to be "in the world" and not become "of the world"...

I understand that, besides the incontinence issues which force you into diapers on occasion, your general health is fine and you are fit to keep up the fight against the sad economic and moral decline our nation faces under NObama and his LIEberal puerto rican sharia cohorts. In a world where "tyranny" and "tranny" are only one letter apart – and both are shaking the foundations of this Good and Christian Nation -- we need YOU to keep up a sturdy bastion against the winds of this homo-nazi "change." We must carve out a place in this world for what is pure and good for our children, and our childrens' childrens.

Please let me know if you need an energetic couple of volunteers! Together, we can stop this filth and smut and sin from overtaking this Great Nation.

Best of Luck in November!

Sincerely,

Marv McCoochey

PS: I would be most appreciative if you you could pass on the telephone number for the "contact" you have that referred you to those ladies you met with. I am conducting my own research on these matters and talking to those women directly would be most helpful.

Dusky Character Attacks My Niece, Good People Get Blamed

2010-11-11T23:23:00.000-08:00

************************************************UPDATE: THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY NIECE. I HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND SHE TALKS *EXACTLY* LIKE MY NIECE DARLA DOES WHEN SHE GETS ORNERY...HENCE THE CONFUSION. APOLOGIES TO THE INTERNET *************** Apparently Marv ordered the pizzas and the asian men who wore skirts and eyeliner for something called a "rainbow party" and blamed "the internet" when I came home from the Shop n' Save early.

PREVIOUSLY:

Recently, you may have seen an internet video of my niece (now I'm afraid to say her name) having a discussion with a postal carrier of unknown origins. It makes me think of when Trent Lott said that if we had elected segregationist Strom Thurmond as president back in 1918 then "we wouldn't have had all these problems".

Now, I'm not racist. nobody in my family is. But doesn't this just drive Lott's point home?

THIS kind of treatment from GOVERNMENT (socialist) minions is exactly why conservatives are driven to blow off steam by forwarding .jpgs of watermelons growing on the White House lawn.

If good people still had their FREEDOMS like before November 2008, you wouldn't see otherwise normal people DRIVEN TO THE EDGE by reverse racism, socialism, and healthcares.

The questions NOBODY has asked is: Is this supposed postal worker actually a muslin terrorist from Africa? The accent sounds suspect.

let me know what you think...

Grandma GrizzlyPAC is LIVE! It's time to SET our AGENDA!!! Look-out LIEberals, and welfare queens!

2010-11-06T10:41:00.000-07:00

After much hard work and not less than five(5) strategy/prayer breakfasts at the Sizzler (all "official" tax-deductable expenses, God Bless America!) we have finally narrowed down our cornucopia of grievances to a list sharp as Marv's hog-knife! Amen! Dear Fellow Constitutional Conservative: May we present, our Official Objectives for the GrandmaGrizzlyPAC. In the next two years, we will:

1. EXPAND Don't Ask Don't Tell to ALL sectors of the Government AND the Private Sector as well. We like to stay out of telling businesses what to do, except where Biblically mandated. Expanding DADT to all areas of commerce will help return us to Constitution-Era America and it's common-sense FREEDOMS. This will, in turn, usher in an era of our economy ROARING BACK TO LIFE of course. So we are not RETREATING, WE ARE RELOADING!!!

2. END welfare, END WELFARE QUEENS. End of story. Now that we have most of congress, we will immediately seek to shut off the valve of public tax money that gushes hard-earned dollars into ACORN and Chicago like a holstein on hormones. America's "urban" population has been milking Bessie without petroluem jelly and now the public teat is udderly chafed and bloated to tarnation. THIS IS A METAPHOR.

3. REPEAL HEALTHCARE. I don't recall seeing "universal-coverage" on the menu at the Last Supper. Not that I was there! (I'm old but not as old as the Bible, even though before the double-hip-replacement it sure felt like it!) The constitution is silent on matters of tumors and pre-existing conditions and recission. Repealing this danged HEALTHCARES our last hope before Obama enacts a one-child policy like red china and we are all enslaved as Michelle Obama's bicep-polishers.

When your politicians are crowing about the latest ridiculously fancy economic theory or about how our country is a complex modern hodgepodge of diverse groups and interests, remind them that the FOUNDING FATHERS didn't write no danged Cap n' Trade tax into the Bill of Rights. Bring your gun, if need be. The 2nd Amendment is still standing, in spite of NOBama's attempts to repeal it.

OUTRAGE! Lady Gaga Video Shown to Schoolchildren: Minnesota GOP to the RESCUE!

2010-10-26T14:58:00.000-07:00

On Saturday, October 16, 2010,

TO: Joe Salmon Chair of Minnesota Senate District 56 xxxxx@gmail.com

FROM: Marvin & Betsy McCoochey

RE: Next BPOU Meeting 10/28

Hi Joe--

I hope all is well at the campaigns and y'all are not too tired and overworked.

Marv and I have been organizing phone events for our friends to come over with the cellulars and we call through to prospective Michelle Bachmann voters. Most people are very nice, with some (understandably) aggravated with all the phone calls. Someone thought we are calling to sell them gold coins!

I contacted you again because I was just called by my grand-niece with word of some trouble down at the middle-school. Apparently, the school was given a grant from the federal government to restore the plumbing on the condition that they give a special lesson to the students on "Immigration". I think you can see where this is going!

The administration called an assembly and the whole school gathered in the auditorium. The lights were dimmed and a projection screen went up. An audio-visual presentation of a supposedly popular video by "Lady Gaga" called "Alehandro" or Alhambra" or something like that. The spectacle my great-grand baby described was chilling! Boys in fishnets and heels, various puerto rican names hypnotically chanted over and over, men dancing together like it was some Planet of the Gays hellscape!

There was even a scene where this Lady Gaga buries a heart representing capitalism and low taxes. Shep from the Three Stooges wrestled a nun while wearing Spanx. I couldn't make this up if I was still on Percocet! Apparently, the point of this video presentation was to teach the children not only to willingly and feebly accept unchecked mexican immigration but also about "tolerating" the gays!

Is this what the danged federal government meant by Don't Ask Don't Tell? Don't Ask your children what kind of wicked crap we are forcing down their gullets at school and Don't Tell your parents about MiKayla having two daddies?

Can we take action on this? I left a message the Bachmann campaign office but it sounded busy over there. Can we call a press conference with Michelle Bachmann denouncing this gambit by NObama and Eric Holder to make our children willing receptacles for all kinds of liberal nonsense? One can't help but wonder if this is an ACORN-led plot to distract us from the election while they register Donald Duck and this "Alehandro" to vote in our place!

Marvin and Betsy Mac

--
Romans 8:33: Who dares accuse us whom God has chosen for his own? No one—for God himself has given us right standing with himself.

From: Joe Salmon

XXXXX@gmail.com

To: Grandma Betsy McCoochey

RE: Next BPOU Meeting

I am in Poland right now. I want to follow up on this when Im back
(next week). What school district is this? Please find out.
Regards,
Joe

LINKS: Joe Salmon, Minnesota GOP, More Joe Salmon links

Busy Election Season Marred by the Census

2010-10-26T10:45:00.001-07:00

Readers, the good news is that I got 9 of my friends to agree to "max-out" their donations to the local GOP before November! (besides the usual Good News, that is!)And another 12 to give what they can, probably in the neighborhood of a few hundred each. I have been working the phones!

On another note, I have some concerns about something that happened recently. A few weeks ago, my doorbell rang. It wasn't the paper or even the exterminator, but instead some woman who claimed to be "from the Census."

(Now you and I both know that, under our current narco-socialist regime, any visit from "the government" could very well end in abortion, white-slavery, or some forced gay activities. Unfortunately--this time, I think it was the latter.)

I told her that I was not going to participate in this commie excuse for a Census interview and in that very moment I thought--what would Mike Huckabee do? I then felt the tingly surge I normally associate with thinking about the Holy Spirit or Mike Huckabee (before he put the weight back on.) But this time, that feeling was calling me to testify....

I straightened my back and told this gender confused young lady that I would not be counted by the Census like so many sheep for the carpet-munching government slaughter. No Ma'am! What she does in private is her own business (at least until we retake Congress!) and I would under no circumstances join her in the hot lesbian embrace she was obviously seeking. I looked the walking-, talking-, Ellen-watching, one-woman Death-Panel at my doorstep right in the eye and told her to go live in the some desert-homo FEMA camp herself!

What I propose is a counter-revolution to this intrusive people-counting madness. We should follow the census takers with biblically appropriate pamphlets and minister to the people at the houses they have visited. That will show Satan (and Barney Frank) who's boss. Talk about making lemons into lemonade! (Obviously, the lemons are communism and the lemonade is our freedoms). Remember, JESUS Himself punished David for ordering a census of his people (1 Chronicles 21:9-14) So there is a precedent here!

I look forward to meeting you in person and formulating a winning strategy! Full speed ahead to November!

All the best,

Betsy

Confidential to Sharron Angle

2010-10-26T10:06:00.000-07:00

Sharron,

We are almost the same age and I know exactly what you mean about not being able to tell Mexicans and Asians apart. It's a shame thoughtless people are again mocking you for something that happens to so many of us!

Every Cinco de Mayo, I had been buying "Maria," my cleaning lady, one of those tequila-themed gift baskets the hispanics adore so much. It was only after 18 years in our household that I realized that "Maria" was actually a Filipina and not from Ecuador or wherever it is Mexicans come from. Turns out her name was "Maya Arulpragasam" or some danged jungle nonsense! How was I supposed to know? I always made the check out to "cash" anyway.

I needed to put an end to the confusion. I mean, who has an Asian housekeeper? And you know about American men of a certain age and Asian ladies. I fired her before she could run off with Marv and his pension.

So don't let the "lamestream" media get to you! It happens to all of us. Stay strong -- with Christine O'Donnell and Carl Paladino tanking, we need you to be the brave face of the Tea Party so you can repeal HEALTHCARES.

ActionAlert: My Letter to the DC Metro Subway System

2010-10-20T18:15:00.000-07:00

Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority
Board of Directors
600 5th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20001

Dear WMATA Board of Directors:

I was recently visiting your “area” (not really a state since you can’t vote and -- Praise the Lord and Jason Chaffetz -- it’s going to stay that way) for an Important and Uplifting -- yet completely non-political -- Glenn Beck Event that was held on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and I had the opportunity to use your “Metro” train system.

Now, technically, public transportation of any type is socialist, plain and simple, and makes the Baby Jesus weep his blue eyes out. But I just come off a double hip-replacement and stomach stapling, and, as long as I’m popping percocets like an Arizona beer heiress, Marv won’t let me near the Buick. (That incident at the farmer’s market didn’t help. Danged sticky gas pedals!)

So into your underground den of Stalinism I went.

I noted that the Metro stations in good (white) areas have cellular telephone access available freely and the more “urban” parts of town (IF you KNOW what I MEAN...) are -- according to your press release -- still “waiting” for this service to be connected. (Smart move. One must be subtle with racial matters these days.)

What with the political climate what it is--it seems as if simply standing up for the white race has become illegal! (First they came for Dr, Laura, and I said nothing!) Well! I am speaking up to thank you all for standing up for good, white, people across the area, from the concrete expanse of Arlington to the tasteful shopping districts of Bethesda, to whatever pockets of Silver Spring are actually inhabitable after dark.

It was with GREAT pleasure that I noted that areas where minorities are likely to travel/congregate in your underground train system are without internet access or cellular telephone service, while stations all the way out to Maryland and Virginia enjoy a full four bars of freedom. A hard-working accountant or fireman, on his way home from a long day of work, can check his Aol underground in Bethesda or listen to an Alex Jones podcast waiting in Arlington. But others, maybe “Black Panthers,” riding in Anacostia, Harlem, or other “less desirable” parts of town are STOPPED in their tracks from plotting voter fraud, breakdancing flash mobs, or voter fraud, at least while “wilding” through the subway system, anyhow.

We know how dangerous the Black Panthers are -- it has been all over FOX news like B. HUSSEIN Obama on a golf vacation. BUT without a real-time connection to other dangerous, freedom-hating welfare radicals, they will be left to make those funny beatbox noises on the station platform and just call each other the “N-word” back and forth. We don't need universal underground wifi making the DC Metro system a second "underground railroad"...To paraphrase former Republican Leader Trent Lott,"we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years" if there wasn't wifi on the FIRST Underground Railroad!

In these downright frightening times of rampant wealth re-distribution, health insurance, and terror-mosques, it’s good to know that you people there at the Metro system are quietly turning the dial towards our way of life, in a small but important way that may actually prevent another violent reparations uprising. Together, we can make these subway blacks stick to braiding each others hair and stay out of the internet and community organizing! Obviously, I don’t mean that in the racist sense.

Together against “Dark Forces”--IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

Mrs. Marvin (Elizabeth) McCoochey

***1 Timothy 2:12:* *But I suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.***

Family Values Under Assault in the Air

2010-10-17T13:30:00.000-07:00

It seems that my suspicions are being confirmed today that the war on our Christian Majority has now defied not only God's law but also gravity, with the announcement of a new passenger class on select airlines which will allow everyone from unmarried couples and random gay leather-men to illegal aliens and the French to grind their bodies together unchecked in sinful semi-privacy.

Known to Air New Zealand as "cuddle-class" and to those of us in the Family Values community as, "Highway Rest Stop Class" this new seating configuration will allow spreading out over three seats to accomodate wider girths and to allow already-low moral standards the space in which to continue to plummet like demand for McMansions in the Tampa suburbs.

Regular readers here will know that dry-humping in mid-air isn't commonly recognized as a sign of an impending Judgement Day the way seas running red, plagues of weevils or Health Care Reform is. But nonetheless, I say it's another workaday example of our modest Christian way of life being attacked by the Godless left.

Not one to just sit back and wait for the Rapture, I called Air New Zealand and inquired if they also have plans for a Sharia Mexican Class in the works. Or maybe a special section for Obamacare recipients on their way to their Death Panel appointment? I'm still waiting on a call back but you readers will be the FIRST to know!

Call them yourselves, folks! 1-800-262-1234 is the number. Report in the comments what kind of a response you get.

Target Fights for Traditional Families!

2010-10-16T21:41:00.001-07:00

Have you heard that the Target Corp is donating big bucks to the GOP this election season? $150,000 so far! I decided to write them a letter saying "Thank You!"

From the Desk of Marvin & Betsy McCoochey

Subject: THANK YOU!

Target Corporation

Denise May, Assistant to the CEO

Dear Target:

THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT IS ON THE “UP & UP” IN AMERICA TODAY BY DONATING $150,000 TO ENSURE THE ELECTION OF FREEDOM-LOVING, SIN-HATING, CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATES!!!

My husband of 48 years, Marvin McCoochey, always said that your red bulls eye logo was the mark of the beast 666, but I disagreed, breaking my covenant with the Lord to obey my husband (you should at least send me a 20% off coupon for that!). I said, “Marv -- Why would any store not honoring the Lord our God bother calling their private-label product ‘Up and Up’?”

But that is neither here nor there, you see, because today I am writing to you good people to THANK YOU for doing your part to stop the HOMOSEXUALIZATION OF AMERICA!!! One frozen pizza or plus-sized stretch negligee at a time.

Believe it or not, some people sleep peacefully at night, not knowing that there is a PERVASIVE GAY AGENDA, barreling towards our families like a chisel-chested Armageddon, a smartly-dressed thief in the night, limp-wristedly stealing our freedoms and making our own Christian sons renounce their upbringing and move to San Francisco to work for a non-profit!

The masses may be content to “live and let live” or “not pound them into fag-patties” but Target, like my own family (except for my boy Duwayne, we pray for him nightly) stands STRONG AND HARD against a future where our children will be taught--in school--about what those muscle-man ads in the back of the newspaper are for. Tops are spinning amusements and bottoms are pants--end of story !

If more good and wholesome companies donated their funds to conservative causes like you folks at Target--we could not just keep the homosexualist corn-holers at bay, we could drive them back down on their knees and into the loving arms of Christ himself.

Just as our rally cry is LIVE FREE OR DIE we will show them LIVE STRAIGHT OR DIE. Thank the Lord the good folks at Target recognize that our way of life as a God-fearing, man-on-woman, white majority is under siege! Your donation of $150,000 has perhaps even inspired Senator Saxby Chambliss’ staff to heed the call as well!

Perhaps a flaming Armageddon could still come to our Great Nation -- carrying a set of ball gags and draped in 85-threadcount sheets parading last nights santorum -- in spite of Target Corp’s $150k. But you good people deserve some of the credit for beating off the democratic horde assembling at the gates of a future homoerotic hell! The big, red, bulls eye of Target is aimed squarely at the America-hating backsides of liberals, homos, and those effeminate climate-change jihad-o-ricans this November!

I'll tell you what -- the Target Corporation can count on two solid, red, Republican votes in the McCoochey household that didn’t cost the company a dime -- even my husband Marv is involved in getting out the vote this election season! I overheard him whispering something about a fellow named “Dirty Sanchez” on the telephone. He must have been phone banking for that nice sheriff in Arizona. He shouldn’t be so bashful about it--2010 is the year for people like us--people like Target!

All the Best,

Mr. & Mrs. McCoochey

Readers: What do you think about Target's support of anti-homo GOP candidates? Please comment below

Hello Fellow Conservatives!

2010-10-16T21:05:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my Blog on the internet. I am Mrs. Marvin (Elizabeth) McCoochey. (Call me Betsy!) I am a proud Tea Party Republican, involved locally and nationally (thanks to the internet) in all sorts of conservative causes. This blog is how I keep in touch with my family, friends, and fellow travelers on the march back to Constitution-Era America.

This blog is also where I RAISE HELL about to homo-Islamicization of the USA! So look out liberals, jihadis, welfare queens, and "pro-regulation" Obamabots!

Feel free to drop me a line sometime! Or join and donate to Grandma Grizzly PAC, America's new center for Conservative Activism, Grandma Betsy McCoochey-style!

GrandmaGrizzlyPAC has the ear (electronically speaking) of America's Top Conservatives...we will regularly post our correspondence with them here. So check back regularly!

Grandma Grizzly's Conservative ActionPAC

ALL HANDS ON DECK! It's RECOUNT Season!!!! Tom Emmer NEEDS us!

Into the BELLY of the Beast! Betsy McCoochey Does NYC!!!

The Road to Freedom Begins with a Single Step

MAILBAG!!!

UPDATE: Erika Winchester is NOT My Niece

GrandmaGrizzlyPAC Teams Up w/ Americans for Prosperity!

Action Alert! The Movie THEY Don't Want You to SEE!!

Marv Writes to Sen. David Vitter

Dusky Character Attacks My Niece, Good People Get Blamed

Grandma GrizzlyPAC is LIVE! It's time to SET our AGENDA!!! Look-out LIEberals, and welfare queens!

OUTRAGE! Lady Gaga Video Shown to Schoolchildren: Minnesota GOP to the RESCUE!

Busy Election Season Marred by the Census

Confidential to Sharron Angle

ActionAlert: My Letter to the DC Metro Subway System

1 Timothy 2:12: But I suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

1 Timothy 2:12: But I suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

But I suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Family Values Under Assault in the Air

Target Fights for Traditional Families!

Hello Fellow Conservatives!

***1 Timothy 2:12:* *But I suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.***