Dusky Character Attacks My Niece, Good People Get Blamed

************************************************UPDATE: THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY NIECE. I HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND SHE TALKS *EXACTLY* LIKE MY NIECE DARLA DOES WHEN SHE GETS ORNERY...HENCE THE CONFUSION. APOLOGIES TO THE INTERNET *************** Apparently Marv ordered the pizzas and the asian men who wore skirts and eyeliner for something called a "rainbow party" and blamed "the internet" when I came home from the Shop n' Save early. 

PREVIOUSLY:

Recently, you may have seen an internet video of my niece (now I'm afraid to say her name) having a discussion with a postal carrier of unknown origins. It makes me think of when Trent Lott said that if we had elected segregationist Strom Thurmond as president back in 1918 then "we wouldn't have had all these problems".

Now, I'm not racist. nobody in my family is. But doesn't this just drive Lott's point home?

THIS kind of treatment from GOVERNMENT (socialist) minions is exactly why conservatives are driven to blow off steam by forwarding .jpgs of watermelons growing on the White House lawn.

If good people still had their FREEDOMS like before November 2008, you wouldn't see otherwise normal people DRIVEN TO THE EDGE by reverse racism, socialism, and healthcares.

The questions NOBODY has asked is: Is this supposed postal worker actually a muslin terrorist from Africa? The accent sounds suspect.

let me know what you think...

Grandma GrizzlyPAC is LIVE! It's time to SET our AGENDA!!! Look-out LIEberals, and welfare queens!

After much hard work and not less than five(5) strategy/prayer breakfasts at the Sizzler (all "official"  tax-deductable expenses, God Bless America!) we have finally narrowed down our cornucopia of grievances to a list sharp as Marv's hog-knife!  Amen! Dear Fellow Constitutional Conservative: May we present, our Official Objectives for the GrandmaGrizzlyPAC. In the next two years, we will:

1. EXPAND Don't Ask Don't Tell to ALL sectors of the Government AND the Private Sector as well. We like to stay out of telling businesses what to do, except where Biblically mandated. Expanding DADT to all areas of commerce will help return us to Constitution-Era America and it's common-sense FREEDOMS. This will, in turn,  usher in an era of our economy ROARING BACK TO LIFE of course. So we are not RETREATING, WE ARE RELOADING!!!

2. END welfare, END WELFARE QUEENS. End of story. Now that we have most of congress, we will immediately seek to shut off the valve of public tax money that gushes hard-earned dollars into ACORN and Chicago like a holstein on hormones. America's "urban" population has been milking Bessie without petroluem jelly and now the public teat is udderly chafed and bloated to tarnation. THIS IS A METAPHOR.

3. REPEAL HEALTHCARE. I don't recall seeing "universal-coverage" on the menu at the Last Supper. Not that I was there! (I'm old but not as old as the Bible, even though before the double-hip-replacement it sure felt like it!) The constitution is silent on matters of tumors and pre-existing conditions and recission. Repealing this danged HEALTHCARES our last hope before Obama enacts a one-child policy like red china and we are all enslaved as Michelle Obama's bicep-polishers.

When your politicians are crowing about the latest ridiculously fancy economic theory or about how our country is a complex modern hodgepodge of diverse groups and interests, remind them that the FOUNDING FATHERS didn't write no danged Cap n' Trade tax into the Bill of Rights. Bring your gun, if need be. The 2nd Amendment is still standing, in spite of NOBama's attempts to repeal it.

Busy Election Season Marred by the Census

Readers, the good news is that I got 9 of my friends to agree to "max-out" their donations to the local GOP before November! (besides the usual Good News, that is!)And another 12 to give what they can, probably in the neighborhood of a few hundred each. I have been working the phones! 

 

On another note, I have some concerns about something that happened recently. A few weeks ago, my doorbell rang. It wasn't the paper or even the exterminator, but instead some woman who claimed to be "from the Census."

(Now you and I both know that, under our current narco-socialist regime, any visit from "the government" could very well end in abortion, white-slavery, or some forced gay activities. Unfortunately--this time, I think it was the latter.) 

I told her that I was not going to participate in this commie excuse for a Census interview and in that very moment I thought--what would Mike Huckabee do? I then felt the tingly surge I normally associate with thinking about the Holy Spirit or Mike Huckabee (before he put the weight back on.) But this time, that feeling was calling me to testify....

I straightened my back and told this gender confused young lady that I would not be counted by the Census like so many sheep for the carpet-munching government slaughter. No Ma'am! What she does in private is her own business (at least until we retake Congress!) and I would under no circumstances join her in the hot lesbian embrace she was obviously seeking.  I looked the walking-, talking-, Ellen-watching, one-woman Death-Panel at my doorstep right in the eye and told her to go live in the some desert-homo FEMA camp herself!

What I propose is a counter-revolution to this intrusive people-counting madness. We should follow the census takers with biblically appropriate pamphlets and minister to the people at the houses they have visited. That will show Satan (and Barney Frank) who's boss. Talk about making lemons into lemonade! (Obviously, the lemons are communism and the lemonade is our freedoms). Remember, JESUS Himself punished David for ordering a census of his people (1 Chronicles 21:9-14) So there is a precedent here!

I look forward to meeting you in person and formulating a winning strategy! Full speed ahead to November!

All the best,

Betsy