UPDATE: Erika Winchester is NOT My Niece

************************************************UPDATE: TURNS OUT THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY NIECE. I HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND SHE TALKS *EXACTLY* LIKE MY DARLA DOES WHEN SHE GETS ORNERY...HENCE THE CONFUSION. APOLOGIES TO THE INTERNET. BUT WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS, WHO *WOULDN'T* REACT THIS WAY IF SOME DANGED ACORN LACKEY DIDN'T DO HIS JOB! *************** Apparently Marv ordered up the pizzas and the asian men who wore skirts and eyeliner himself for something called a "rainbow party" and blamed "the internet" when I came home from the Shop n' Save early. 

GrandmaGrizzlyPAC Teams Up w/ Americans for Prosperity!

Marv and I like to be active politically. We have been volunteering locally ever since Obamacare ravaged our healthcare system into something straight outta Havana. And the Sharia thing.

 To: AZ Americans For Prosperity
From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey

Hi there--

Any chance you could use a volunteer? My husband Marv and I am retired and looking to help in the elections...

Kind regards,

Betsy Mac

From: AZ Americans for Prosperity
To: Marv & Betsy McCoochey

YES, you can sign up for our Freedom Phone program and other volunteer opportunities at www.NovemberIsComing.com.

 To: AZ Americans For Prosperity

From : Marv & Betsy McCoochey

Hi, Phil--

Thanks for the swift reply! I wasn't sure if I was the only one up so late on the computer! Better to be working on the elections than just watching Price is Right on the DVR.

I also wanted to write to you to see if we could formulate a unified strategy for what to do about what is happening in our cities and suburbs. 

Just recently I was driving Marv's Buick to the Shop n' Save and there was something called "Chipotle" where the podiatrist and Precious Moments authorized retailer used to be. 

I wasn't sure what a "Chipotle" was until I got closer and smelled the tortiya or whatever it is that the narco-terrorists call their bread wafting though the parking lot. Carnitas and maiz...It was like Apocalypto in the strip mall, but without the black-robed Jesuits canoeing in to save everyone in the end. All that was missing were human sacrifices being performed in front of the Dollar Dayz!  I bet even the lettuce was picked by mexicans!

When is this madness going to stop? When will our leaders grow spines and build the danged fence already? Marv and I never let Taco Bell bother us because it's technically not mexican, but this "Chipotle" nonsense was something else! Two kinds of beans!

And to think we already had to avoid the Caribou Coffee because it is owned by the Islamics! What kind of country are we in that we have to wear full-body armor just to leave your house for a quick lunch? "I'll have a tall cappuccino, HOLD THE YELLOW-CAKE URANIUM, ABDUL!"

                                          Photo: Mexican Muslims Cover for Allah in a Double Snuggie

I have been making phone calls locally, but I don't feel like we are moving the dial enough! Have you seen the polling numbers? What is our National Strategy for Immigration and mexicans? Is there anything else I can do to help?

First they came for the jet-skiers, and farm jobs, but I said nothing....well, I'm SPEAKING OUT NOW, for AMERICA!

Kind Regards,

Betsy

Action Alert! The Movie THEY Don't Want You to SEE!!

Readers, Patriots (I know, same thing!)
I just received this in my inbox:
 


Well, count me in!


This movie will shake the foundations of oursocialized homocracy to the core. The first lady in the trailer is an especially credible messenger---yep--I am totally sure that the Planned Parenthood was poking holes in condoms! No doubt whatsoever that is a real, true thing. That woman is an amazing speaker--I think I saw her give a talk at an anti-FEMA detention camp rally in the spring. 

Of course, Marv and I have been standing strong in the face of abortions, the gay agenda, and even NObama'splan to merge our currency with the Peso. 

Which reminds me, I am opposed to *all abortions*, even in cases of rape-ing and whatnot. But if my granddaughter came home swooning over some brown Rodrigo fellow,  I would send her marching straight to Planned Parenthood no matter how un-Godly the place is! 

Better a few sins to confess on Sunday than a bunch of flithy little Pedros running around going "Arriba! Arriba!" and knocking over the Precious Moments! 

Over my dead-and-raptured body will we have any anchor babies in this family! Not for the past 78 years since my parents came from Ireland! But that doesn't count because if the Lord didn't want America to be White, He wouldn't have invented smallpox. Or blankets. 

Please do let me now how I can help--I will most definitely whip up a batch of my famous fetus cookies. They come in different sizes. We can sell the blastocyst bites for 50 cents a pop and the preemie-crisps for a dollar, with all the proceeds going to Richard Burr'ssenate campaign. They were a hit at the last March for Life--we raised $213 for our ex-gay outreach camping weekend. 

Best Wishes (and see you soon!)

Betsy Mac

ps: I can't wait to repeal all this "healthcare" nonsense! Who do these people think they are? The only TRUE healthcare comes from Christ! 

Marv Writes to Sen. David Vitter

My husband Marv is also getting in on this political activism. Here is a letter he sent to our friend, Louisiana Senator David Vitter:

Hello Senator-

Well if this isn't turning out to be an interesting election season! We have got to keep hitting them where it hurts -- this "Obamacare" nonsense, all these damn tax increases, the widespread pedaling of abortions and fruits and vegetables in our schools. If the Founding Fathers wanted everyone to be able to afford chemo it would have been put into the Constitution!!! And I don't remember any flaming homosexuals teaching schoolchildren how to put a condom on a banana at the Last Supper!

Even though those things threaten our very way of life, that's not why I am writing to you today. I know you have been accused of paying whores to do sinful things to you. Bizarre things. But I also know that you are a Christian, like myself and my wife, and you have confessed and cried and made things right your family. I picture you falling to your knees and begging the Baby Jesus to forgive you for your transgressions and wickedness. That vision makes me feel at peace now with supporting you to represent Louisiana in the United States Senate.

None of us is perfect-- just saved! We have all fallen from grace!

The important thing is to get back up, dust yourself off, and get back to fighting against the the devious, homoerotic, liberal agenda. Satan is quite the schemer, and tests our will with lust and temptation and deceit, but together, we support each other to be "in the world" and not become "of the world"...

I understand that, besides the incontinence issues which force you into diapers on occasion, your general health is fine and you are fit to keep up the fight against the sad economic and moral decline our nation faces under NObama and his LIEberal puerto rican sharia cohorts. In a world where "tyranny" and "tranny" are only one letter apart – and both are shaking the foundations of this Good and Christian Nation -- we need YOU to keep up a sturdy bastion against the winds of this homo-nazi "change." We must carve out a place in this world for what is pure and good for our children, and our childrens' childrens.

Please let me know if you need an energetic couple of volunteers! Together, we can stop this filth and smut and sin from overtaking this Great Nation.

Best of Luck in November!

Sincerely,

Marv McCoochey

PS: I would be most appreciative if you you could pass on the telephone number for the "contact" you have that referred you to those ladies you met with. I am conducting my own research on these matters and talking to those women directly would be most helpful.

Dusky Character Attacks My Niece, Good People Get Blamed

************************************************UPDATE: THIS WOMAN IS NOT MY NIECE. I HAVE POOR EYESIGHT AND SHE TALKS *EXACTLY* LIKE MY NIECE DARLA DOES WHEN SHE GETS ORNERY...HENCE THE CONFUSION. APOLOGIES TO THE INTERNET *************** Apparently Marv ordered the pizzas and the asian men who wore skirts and eyeliner for something called a "rainbow party" and blamed "the internet" when I came home from the Shop n' Save early. 

PREVIOUSLY:

Recently, you may have seen an internet video of my niece (now I'm afraid to say her name) having a discussion with a postal carrier of unknown origins. It makes me think of when Trent Lott said that if we had elected segregationist Strom Thurmond as president back in 1918 then "we wouldn't have had all these problems".

Now, I'm not racist. nobody in my family is. But doesn't this just drive Lott's point home?

THIS kind of treatment from GOVERNMENT (socialist) minions is exactly why conservatives are driven to blow off steam by forwarding .jpgs of watermelons growing on the White House lawn.

If good people still had their FREEDOMS like before November 2008, you wouldn't see otherwise normal people DRIVEN TO THE EDGE by reverse racism, socialism, and healthcares.

The questions NOBODY has asked is: Is this supposed postal worker actually a muslin terrorist from Africa? The accent sounds suspect.

let me know what you think...

Grandma GrizzlyPAC is LIVE! It's time to SET our AGENDA!!! Look-out LIEberals, and welfare queens!

After much hard work and not less than five(5) strategy/prayer breakfasts at the Sizzler (all "official"  tax-deductable expenses, God Bless America!) we have finally narrowed down our cornucopia of grievances to a list sharp as Marv's hog-knife!  Amen! Dear Fellow Constitutional Conservative: May we present, our Official Objectives for the GrandmaGrizzlyPAC. In the next two years, we will:

1. EXPAND Don't Ask Don't Tell to ALL sectors of the Government AND the Private Sector as well. We like to stay out of telling businesses what to do, except where Biblically mandated. Expanding DADT to all areas of commerce will help return us to Constitution-Era America and it's common-sense FREEDOMS. This will, in turn,  usher in an era of our economy ROARING BACK TO LIFE of course. So we are not RETREATING, WE ARE RELOADING!!!

2. END welfare, END WELFARE QUEENS. End of story. Now that we have most of congress, we will immediately seek to shut off the valve of public tax money that gushes hard-earned dollars into ACORN and Chicago like a holstein on hormones. America's "urban" population has been milking Bessie without petroluem jelly and now the public teat is udderly chafed and bloated to tarnation. THIS IS A METAPHOR.

3. REPEAL HEALTHCARE. I don't recall seeing "universal-coverage" on the menu at the Last Supper. Not that I was there! (I'm old but not as old as the Bible, even though before the double-hip-replacement it sure felt like it!) The constitution is silent on matters of tumors and pre-existing conditions and recission. Repealing this danged HEALTHCARES our last hope before Obama enacts a one-child policy like red china and we are all enslaved as Michelle Obama's bicep-polishers.

When your politicians are crowing about the latest ridiculously fancy economic theory or about how our country is a complex modern hodgepodge of diverse groups and interests, remind them that the FOUNDING FATHERS didn't write no danged Cap n' Trade tax into the Bill of Rights. Bring your gun, if need be. The 2nd Amendment is still standing, in spite of NOBama's attempts to repeal it.

OUTRAGE! Lady Gaga Video Shown to Schoolchildren: Minnesota GOP to the RESCUE!

On Saturday, October 16, 2010,

TO: Joe Salmon Chair of Minnesota Senate District 56     xxxxx@gmail.com

FROM: Marvin & Betsy McCoochey

RE: Next BPOU Meeting 10/28

Hi  Joe--

I hope all is well at the campaigns and y'all are not too tired and overworked. 

Marv and I have been organizing phone events for our friends to come over with the cellulars and we call through to prospective Michelle Bachmann voters. Most people are very nice, with some (understandably)  aggravated with all the phone calls. Someone thought we are calling to sell them gold coins! 

I contacted you again because I was just called by my grand-niece with word of some trouble down at the middle-school. Apparently, the school was given a grant from the federal government to restore the plumbing on the condition that they give a special lesson to the students on "Immigration". I think you can see where this is going!

The administration called an assembly and the whole school gathered in the auditorium. The lights were dimmed and a projection screen went up. An audio-visual presentation of a supposedly popular video by "Lady Gaga" called "Alehandro" or Alhambra" or something like that. The spectacle my great-grand baby described was chilling! Boys in fishnets and heels, various puerto rican names hypnotically chanted over and over, men dancing together like it was some Planet of the Gays hellscape! 

 

There was even a scene where this Lady Gaga buries a heart representing capitalism and low taxes. Shep from the Three Stooges wrestled a nun while wearing Spanx. I couldn't make this up if I was still on Percocet! Apparently, the point of this video presentation was to teach the children not only to willingly and feebly accept unchecked mexican immigration but also about "tolerating" the gays!

Is this what the danged federal government meant by Don't Ask Don't Tell? Don't Ask your children what kind of wicked crap we are forcing down their gullets at school and Don't Tell your parents about MiKayla having two daddies?

Can we take action on this? I left a message the Bachmann campaign office but it sounded busy over there. Can we call a press conference with Michelle Bachmann denouncing this gambit by NObama and Eric Holder to make our children willing receptacles for all kinds of liberal nonsense? One can't help but wonder if this is an ACORN-led plot to distract us from the election while they register Donald Duck and this "Alehandro" to vote in our place!

Marvin and Betsy Mac

-- 
Romans 8:33: Who dares accuse us whom God has chosen for his own? No one—for God himself has given us right standing with himself.

From: Joe Salmon  

XXXXX@gmail.com

To: Grandma Betsy McCoochey

RE: Next BPOU Meeting 

I am in Poland right now. I want to follow up on this when Im back
(next week). What school district is this? Please find out.
Regards,
Joe

LINKS: Joe Salmon, Minnesota GOP, More Joe Salmon links