Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Busy Election Season Marred by the Census

Readers, the good news is that I got 9 of my friends to agree to "max-out" their donations to the local GOP before November! (besides the usual Good News, that is!)And another 12 to give what they can, probably in the neighborhood of a few hundred each. I have been working the phones! 

On another note, I have some concerns about something that happened recently. A few weeks ago, my doorbell rang. It wasn't the paper or even the exterminator, but instead some woman who claimed to be "from the Census."

(Now you and I both know that, under our current narco-socialist regime, any visit from "the government" could very well end in abortion, white-slavery, or some forced gay activities. Unfortunately--this time, I think it was the latter.) 

I told her that I was not going to participate in this commie excuse for a Census interview and in that very moment I thought--what would Mike Huckabee do? I then felt the tingly surge I normally associate with thinking about the Holy Spirit or Mike Huckabee (before he put the weight back on.) But this time, that feeling was calling me to testify....

I straightened my back and told this gender confused young lady that I would not be counted by the Census like so many sheep for the carpet-munching government slaughter. No Ma'am! What she does in private is her own business (at least until we retake Congress!) and I would under no circumstances join her in the hot lesbian embrace she was obviously seeking.  I looked the walking-, talking-, Ellen-watching, one-woman Death-Panel at my doorstep right in the eye and told her to go live in the some desert-homo FEMA camp herself!

What I propose is a counter-revolution to this intrusive people-counting madness. We should follow the census takers with biblically appropriate pamphlets and minister to the people at the houses they have visited. That will show Satan (and Barney Frank) who's boss. Talk about making lemons into lemonade! (Obviously, the lemons are communism and the lemonade is our freedoms). Remember, JESUS Himself punished David for ordering a census of his people (1 Chronicles 21:9-14) So there is a precedent here!

I look forward to meeting you in person and formulating a winning strategy! Full speed ahead to November!

All the best,