TO: Joe Salmon Chair of Minnesota Senate District 56 email@example.com
FROM: Marvin & Betsy McCoochey
RE: Next BPOU Meeting 10/28
I hope all is well at the campaigns and y'all are not too tired and overworked.
Marv and I have been organizing phone events for our friends to come over with the cellulars and we call through to prospective Michelle Bachmann voters. Most people are very nice, with some (understandably) aggravated with all the phone calls. Someone thought we are calling to sell them gold coins!
I contacted you again because I was just called by my grand-niece with word of some trouble down at the middle-school. Apparently, the school was given a grant from the federal government to restore the plumbing on the condition that they give a special lesson to the students on "Immigration". I think you can see where this is going!
The administration called an assembly and the whole school gathered in the auditorium. The lights were dimmed and a projection screen went up. An audio-visual presentation of a supposedly popular video by "LadyGaga" called "Alehandro" or Alhambra" or something like that. The spectacle my great-grand baby described was chilling! Boys in fishnets and heels, various puerto rican names hypnotically chanted over and over, men dancing together like it was some Planet of the Gays hellscape!
There was even a scene where thisLadyGagaburies a heart representing capitalism and low taxes. Shep from the Three Stooges wrestled a nun while wearing Spanx. I couldn't make this up if I was still on Percocet! Apparently, the point of this video presentation was to teach the children not only to willingly and feebly accept unchecked mexican immigration but also about "tolerating" the gays!
Is this what the danged federal government meant by Don't Ask Don't Tell? Don't Ask your children what kind of wicked crap we are forcing down their gullets at school and Don't Tell your parents about MiKayla having two daddies?
Can we take action on this? I left a message the Bachmann campaign office but it sounded busy over there. Can we call a press conference with Michelle Bachmann denouncing this gambit by NObama and Eric Holder to make our children willing receptacles for all kinds of liberal nonsense? One can't help but wonder if this is an ACORN-led plot to distract us from the election while they register Donald Duck and this "Alehandro" to vote in our place!
Marvin and Betsy Mac
-- Romans 8:33:Who dares accuse us whom God has chosen for his own? No one—for God himself has given us right standing with himself.
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